God took me and took everything else and mixed us up in a mixie and now its difficult for me to tell what is what.

Samosaspotting

"Choose us. Choose life; choose washing machines; choose cars; choose sitting oan a couch watching mind numbing and spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fuckin junk food intae yir mooth. Choose rotting away, pishing and shiteing yersel in a home, a total fuckin embarrassment tae the selfish, fucked-up brats ye've produced. Choose life."

"But why would I want to do a thing like that, I chose not to choose life, I chose something else, and the reasons? There are no reasons, who needs reasons when you've got samosas."

Colour Blindness Test

Hi there,

Here is a test to find out whether you are colourblind or not. The first picture shows a 12 and the second one an 8.




If you can't see the 12 you have the Yogashaki colour blindness, and if you can't see the 8 you have Khankhajewra colour blindness. Otherwise you are just fine.

"Colour Blindness has taken the shape of an epidemic, and we shall fight it with the grit and ferocity of a nation at war."- Vivek Oberoi

Your Own Doodle Board.

Get a dozen square feet of white space in your room, scribble anything and everything draw stuff, write on it, the underwear you need to wash, the quote you found funny, the book you would want to read, and in case you have short term memory loss use it to track the guy who killed your girlfriend. Its easy and cheap.Here is a list of things you will need to build your own doodle board.

1- 3ftX4ft mica sheet, its around Rs 7.50/sqft.
1-3ftX4ft plyboard, 6mm thickness is enough, otherwise the board becomes too heavy.
15ft- wooden beading @ 1.5-2.0 Rs/ft.
3 nos.- picture hanging hooks.
3nos.- mounting screws 1.5".
3nos.- screw supports(ask for plastic ki gullies)
200 nails- will cost you max Rs10.
500gms Fevicol- will cost around Rs70.

The first three items you will find at a ply agency, the nearest one is in kalyanpur, its called Krishna ply agency, the guy there can even get the stuff delivered to your place. The rest you will find at a hardware store in kalyanpur or you can ask at IIT gate there are a couple of shops there too. All you will need to do then is call a carpenter and he will fix it up for you. All in all the final cost comes to about Rs 350.

Contacts: Krishna ply agency can be reached at 09336106883, 09918812920.
Carpenter: Mr. Raj Kumar Sharma at 09235134382.

It will just take a few hours of your time to get all things arranged and in a day or two you can start scribbling. Here is a pic of how mine looks: